Saturday, December 04, 2010
i brainstormed @ 5:47 PM
Haha random shit that cheered me up early today. Well, it pretty much only involved brainless banter with Matt.Me: Shit lar, I still have two more exams on Monday. Back-to-back summore wei. Matt: Haha, who told you to take so many subs this sem. *gives me the loser sign*Me: Well, it's better than having to come back the next sem. I'm finishing up my subs this sem.Matt: Haha! Then next sem would be your turn to come back here and give me the loser sign right?Lol. Well said.Matt: Anybody got a lighter? (for his ciggie)I whipped out a lighter from my handbag and he went all judgmental-like.Matt: What are you doing with a lighter ah?Me: I don't smoke. It's for BBQ purposes lar.Matt: Are you sure you're not "BBQ"-ing cigarettes?Me: -_-"Not too long after the rest were talking about going drinking. At 1 p.m. in the afternoon, wth.Matt: Karen, you drink right?Me: Uhm, not anymore.Matt: That's so sad.Me: Well I prefer to wake up in the morning and be able to remember what I did the previous night.Matt: -_-"And while I was at lunch, I saw a Facebook notification. I had earlier commented on one of Matt's pics. He had taken a pic of a Chevy Camaro (like the one as seen in the Transformer movies) and I had just commented, "So shiny. So sexy."The notification informed me that Matt had backhanded me with, "Not your brightest comment -.-"Hahah serious burning business going on wei. I showed his comment to Jeremy and that douchebag couldn't stop laughing at me. =(I had to act fast. You know, to reclaim my dignity and all. I managed to cough up this retort: "Lol I sometimes have to downplay my intelligence a little so that you can follow ;)"
Pwned.
Haiyo. Feeling too lazy to mind my grammar and all today. Forgive me. And Matt, now you've got no reason to be "jealous" of how Vernon made my day.
But then again, this goes to show just how vapid I am nowadays. So vapid and pathetic that even someone like you has managed to help make my day. Hahahah burn.
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